Porcupine Races: This was one of the most unique and craziest thing I think I've ever seen. It even beats bed races of Preston where grown men dress in nightgowns and let a team of other grown men push them down the mainstreet of town, just for bragging rights. All of this is just a little foreign to me, even after living in Germany for two years. I guess I just don't get it. But it was quite entertaining and it made for a very memorable 4th of July parade and town celebration. Probably an experience that won't be forgotten...for me...or the porcupines.
So I've decided that this came about when many years ago, a bunch of drunk men with too much time on their hands, went out a gathered up a bunch of porcupines and said, "Hey, I bet my little critter will womp on your little critter." They put money where their mouths were and the tradition was born! Now the town population searches the area for porcupines on July 3rd, parades 12 or so of them in the 4th of July parade, bets a lot of money on who they think will win (none of them went for less than $80) and then the race is on. Men and women with brooms and trash cans get their little critter to run for their sorry little lives across the finish line. Four heats later, the fastest porcupines race in the final heat, and a winner is born. The lucky schmuck who chose the winner gets a fun jackpot of money and the kids collect porcupine needles that are scattered all over the field. Happy 4th of July!!! Such is the American experience I guess! My kids had fun and have some cool porcupine quills for their collection. I wonder what the Indians we displaced or even the Founding Fathers would think about this. Hmmmmm. But, hey, I've heard I'm getting to be no fun and I am a liberal...so, me nor the animal activitists get much sympathy here in Council, ID.
So I've decided that this came about when many years ago, a bunch of drunk men with too much time on their hands, went out a gathered up a bunch of porcupines and said, "Hey, I bet my little critter will womp on your little critter." They put money where their mouths were and the tradition was born! Now the town population searches the area for porcupines on July 3rd, parades 12 or so of them in the 4th of July parade, bets a lot of money on who they think will win (none of them went for less than $80) and then the race is on. Men and women with brooms and trash cans get their little critter to run for their sorry little lives across the finish line. Four heats later, the fastest porcupines race in the final heat, and a winner is born. The lucky schmuck who chose the winner gets a fun jackpot of money and the kids collect porcupine needles that are scattered all over the field. Happy 4th of July!!! Such is the American experience I guess! My kids had fun and have some cool porcupine quills for their collection. I wonder what the Indians we displaced or even the Founding Fathers would think about this. Hmmmmm. But, hey, I've heard I'm getting to be no fun and I am a liberal...so, me nor the animal activitists get much sympathy here in Council, ID.